She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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