i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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