i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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