I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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