haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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