Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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