it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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