So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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