Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
