also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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