I love black thongs
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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