whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Randomize
