I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
More tranny stories later!
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
high people should be assigned attendants
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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