Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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