It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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