i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize