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go do what you do best...puke behind churches
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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