Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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