So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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