We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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