just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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