scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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