let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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