My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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