The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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