oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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