is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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