Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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