Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Randomize