my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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