ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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