Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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