Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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