he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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