If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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