They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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