She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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