every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We got so high we made milksteak
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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