real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
bring money and cleavage
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
