You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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