i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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