So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Farmville is her only friend.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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