if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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