I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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