I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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