when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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