: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Are these your boobs on my camera?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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