is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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