This is not my ceiling
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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