garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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