Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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