Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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