"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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