yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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