Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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