I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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