There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
