Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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