I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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