Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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